According to the official Hearts website, Lothian and Borders finest can sleep easy in their beds this evening safe in the knowledge that Strachan's mysterious, uncouth critic has finally been identified. Given the severity of the crime, it might come as a surprise that the club have sentenced the culprit to a mere 12 week ban - a fate which some might consider to be more of a blessing in disguise should forthcoming matches be of a standard similar to that witnessed at Tynecastle last weekend.Still, given the number of pledges from grateful Jambos offering to purchase pints for the perpetrator, he's likely to be far too busy for football over the coming weeks anyway. Which is a real shame considering that the other half of the ugly sisters are visiting on November 29th....
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